off-island mommy

raising6 kids, 5 of em here from scratch is an adventure.  Why from scratch?  My husband's 4 priors never had a proper upbringing. They claim to have rarely been to the beach or know about Guam to begin with.  Zamora, on the other hand,  is our only Born-off-islander. Alas, we are ingratiating everyone with the warm and fuzzies of returning to where's we came.